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Peace in the Streets
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Yoyo HUBS I miss you SO. So much in my soul that my ass CRACKs with sadness.
TEARS in my EYE for my GUY that I LOVE ..Kiss and HUG you all night until you run way with FRIGHT.
BOOYASHAKA.
An email i received today. Apparently “ish” is all the rage these days’ish’
Peace in the Streets’ish’
Thats not how you spell Kyle his real name is spelled T-O-E-B!
Savanna describing her boy crush Kyle… Apparently he’s only 4, but she likes him because he won’t “PINCH HER DOG”
WTF are these kids learning these days?
The MILK either loves me entirely to much or has entirely too much time on her hands because I wake up to make a PB&J as a snack and to my amazement I see a perfectly manicured landscape of JIFF.
Jenny, get a life… oh, and while you’re at it make me a sandwich. If you have time to smooth Peanut Butter you have time to make more sandwiches. That is all.
Amazing video of a kid and his little SUV. I am going to cut a “If only driving were that easy commercial and sell it to State Farm.
Thanks 2 Milk for the video.
Crest Hill: A city of new beginnings. Do a lot of divorced people move here?
Jenny asking me about the wonderful city of Crest Hill as we drove through the other day looking for a scrap book. Please take my masculinity
Gimme A Break: Bruno = Pornography
In true Nell Carter fashion, Pro-Family media group MOVIEGUIDE is asking that local government officials consider banning Bruno from theaters because it…
does not fit the “community standards” in their area, as defined by U.S. Supreme Court rulings on obscenity and pornography.
“This movie has been cut to get an R rating,” “But it still contains much pornographic, offensive content.”
According to Movieguide® and Dr. Baehr, are “extremely graphic” sex scenes, including depicted intercourse, depicted homosexual sodomy, a depicted orgy, and depicted oral sex (including anal licking); explicit shots, including extensive close-ups, of full male and female nudity; and, “obscene” language about sex acts.
“The movie also contains scenes mocking Jews, African Americans and Christian evangelicals,”
One of the best press releases ever… right?
I bet you the guy writing this was either seething with anger or laughing his ass off, writing “Anal Licking, depicted Orgy and Depicted homosexual sodomy.”
I, like all of you have yet to see Bruno and all the gayness it offers, but I love how this organization puts out a press release asking for people to ban this movie. Can you ban a movie once the MPAA gives it a rating? Unless you live in Utah, I don’t think anyone will take this movie out of their theatre. Too much money is on the line.
The people on the firing line here are the parents who let their kids see these movies. Movieguide’s release says more than half of theatres in the country sold tickets to “R” Rated movies to minors without an adult in 2000. Point taken but it still falls on the parents to make sure their kids don’t make these decisions and if they do you have to trust they realize this is a comedy and an act by one man trying to make people laugh, feel uncomfortable and change the way people think. It’s not an accurate portrayal of a specific group or way of life, it’s a movie.
I wonder if Movieguide would trade their current operating budget for the profit Bruno hauls in during it’s time in theatres? Something tells me the Lord wouldn’t let them do that. After all their tag line is “Help us bring God’s light to an industry with much darkness.”
Are they talking about movies or this?
This could be one of the funniest commercials I’ve seen in a long time. Hardee’s bringing the heat with the innuendo. I like the effort, but maybe they should focus on how to make their food taste better instead of makin’ people laugh. Hardee patrons sure as hell ain’t laughin’ when their doctor reads them their cholesterol.
I know I won’t be laughing when a little kid asks me why A-holes taste so bad. That’s a “Go ask your mother question.” To which they will inevitably reply: “I ask myself that every time I kiss your father.” ZING! There’s a whole conversation to be had as to whether this should be allowed on TV before 7:00 p.m. But I didn’t renew my TV police membership so I won’t go there… Not Today.
When was the last time any of you even ate @ Hardee’s?
If you know me, you are aware I am a huge fan of Body Modification… I get a tat or a new piercing like once a month. Well I’ve gotten bored recently & luckily my ‘Body Mod’ peeps in Japan have taken it to another level with BagelHeads…
All you do is get a saline injection in the cranium that can then be molded into whatever shape you feel like. I think I am gonna go with an octagon because this new mod is gonna STOP the ladies in their tracks.
Tonight, after dinner my father decided he couldn’t let dying charcoal go unused. So he & his infamous sweet tooth skewered a few marshmallows, grabbed an oven mit and went to town with some S’mores sans the Chocolate & Graham Crackers.
I can’t say I blame him, they looked delicious when they were done. Is there ever a bad time for s’mores?
Spyer Speak
Clearing (subconcious) House
How do you spell your name? One “T” or Two?
Dear Ms. Audrina,
It’s been a while since we talked but I can see you have been very busy sunning with an ice-cold Corona, hanging out @ the beach with Brody & friends.
I must say, looking good, but must you honestly always wear the sunglasses? There are rumors swirling (in my pants) that you might have a lazy eye. ”Eye” don’t know how true these allegations are, but I will look into them with the greatest dilligence. For now, Keep up the good work, the country depends on it.
What’s that retarded show with the retard?
MILK asking for some help thinking of the wonderful TV show “Life Goes On.”
THANKS BECCA!
