Peace in the Streets

BIG MIC, LITTLE COUNTRY

Ran into Bryant ‘Big Country’ Reeves @ ICB tonight. What a great guy! He not only had time to do a sit down interview with my class but he then did a little ball handling demo for us as we went to break.

The guy has got skills and the looks. I don’t care what this article says… HA!

Doucher of the week: “Dr. Joe Napoli”

So I get this email from Jenny saying this guy asked her out. Here is an excerpt from his profound email:

I’m a 28 year old male, Chicago born, Chicago raised. I’ve never met
anyone online before so I don’t really know how it goes, but your
picture was beautiful and I would love to take you out. I’m stuck in
Dallas for the weekend at a boring conference, but what about next
weekend? We can go to the Signature Room, diner and drinks and just go from there.

I thought about booking a trip to Dallas for Doucher’s 2009 but they were all sold out. I am so glad I didn’t, it would have been ‘boring’… Then again isn’t everything boring when you rock the water wings and fiesta hat?

I hope Jenny says no to this guy. After all he is a doctor… and an Enzyte user.

Cutlines Please: Here are the ones I personally love.

“I can’t believe they are taping this shit”

“I just crapped my pants.”

“My Life is over.”

“I hated my father.”

“CLTV: Crying Ladies TV”

“I can’t wait for my dirt shower”

“Gimme Back My Son!” - Leshock

“My Watch is Fake” - Leshock

KILL YOURSELVES! This is pic of Heidi & Spencer vacationing in Mexico. I don’t want to be rude but I really don’t want them to live.

Who said print journalists don’t know how to party. The DuPage bureau of the Trib had this awesome sign on their snack cabinet today. Free HAMMS! To which I exclaimed…. “JACKPOT.”

Is there a better way to end a Monday than with a five pack of FREE beer? I think not. Move over High Life (not really I love u)… I’m switching to a beer that tastes as good as it sounds… Like HAM.

P.s. I didn’t take any beer as I have some Goose Island I have yet to drink in the fridge. I’m sure it will brighten someone elses day. As I am sure this post did yours…

I don’t know if I can answer this question. I know if you are lactose intolerant it probably still is.

My Wednesday in one picture…

I found my digital camera today in the couch. It was pretty much the best thing that’s happened to me in the last 10 minutes.

Strangely enough it was still on and taking pictures… This is what the last picture taken was…

Thats right f*in Gargamel. IDK what to even make of it.

At least I don’t have to buy another digital camera. Thanks Smurfette.