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What’s that thing in the bathroom that cleans out your butt? Is it called a douchette?
The Milk talking about a bidet. Pray for me.

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Yoyo HUBS I miss you SO. So much in my soul that my ass CRACKs with sadness.

TEARS in my EYE for my GUY that I LOVE ..Kiss and HUG you all night until you run way with FRIGHT.

BOOYASHAKA.

Jenny just sent me this over our interwork message system. Aparently she thinks she is Maya Angelou… I think I am changing the locks tonight @ the apartment. WOW

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Who invented Saki? Mr. Sakibomb?
The MILK grilling me like she always does when we are out to dinner. Never a dull moment.

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The MILK either loves me entirely to much or has entirely too much time on her hands because I wake up to make a PB&J as a snack and to my amazement I see a perfectly manicured landscape of JIFF. Jenny, get a life… oh, and while you’re at it make me a sandwich. If you have time to smooth Peanut Butter you have time to make more sandwiches. That is all.

The MILK either loves me entirely to much or has entirely too much time on her hands because I wake up to make a PB&J as a snack and to my amazement I see a perfectly manicured landscape of JIFF.

Jenny, get a life… oh, and while you’re at it make me a sandwich. If you have time to smooth Peanut Butter you have time to make more sandwiches. That is all.

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Milk had an audition for some community TV gig in the burbs tonight. I get this pic when I am on the train. Apparently the old Kowski was nervous before trying to hock some Slim Fast… not kidding =) Doesnt she look like Lois Lane here? I have feeling she’s gonna get this job…

Milk had an audition for some community TV gig in the burbs tonight. I get this pic when I am on the train. Apparently the old Kowski was nervous before trying to hock some Slim Fast… not kidding =)

Doesnt she look like Lois Lane here?

Ehhh?

Similar?

I have feeling she’s gonna get this job…

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Crest Hill: A city of new beginnings. Do a lot of divorced people move here?

Brush with this

Jenny asking me about the wonderful city of Crest Hill as we drove through the other day looking for a scrap book. Please take my masculinity

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If you know anything about me… which you probably don’t, I LOVE me some cobbler. I may have been born to live in the south, but If I did I would be at least 300 pounds… I digress. Anyway in true Milk-Maid form Jenny baked me up some AMAZING BlackBerry Cobbler from scratch! I KNOW RIGHT. The woman NEVER cooks but finds it in her heart to make me one of the greatest things on God’s over-weight Earth! Needless to say it’s already gone and I am indeed 3 pounds heavier.

If you know anything about me… which you probably don’t, I LOVE me some cobbler. I may have been born to live in the south, but If I did I would be at least 300 pounds… I digress.

Anyway in true Milk-Maid form Jenny baked me up some AMAZING BlackBerry Cobbler from scratch! I KNOW RIGHT. The woman NEVER cooks but finds it in her heart to make me one of the greatest things on God’s over-weight Earth!

Needless to say it’s already gone and I am indeed 3 pounds heavier.

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Doucher of the week: “Dr. Joe Napoli” So I get this email from Jenny saying this guy asked her out. Here is an excerpt from his profound email: I’m a 28 year old male, Chicago born, Chicago raised. I’ve never metanyone online before so I don’t really know how it goes, but yourpicture was beautiful and I would love to take you out. I’m stuck inDallas for the weekend at a boring conference, but what about nextweekend? We can go to the Signature Room, diner and drinks and just go from there. I thought about booking a trip to Dallas for Doucher’s 2009 but they were all sold out. I am so glad I didn’t, it would have been ‘boring’… Then again isn’t everything boring when you rock the water wings and fiesta hat? I hope Jenny says no to this guy. After all he is a doctor… and an Enzyte user.

Doucher of the week: “Dr. Joe Napoli”

So I get this email from Jenny saying this guy asked her out. Here is an excerpt from his profound email:

I’m a 28 year old male, Chicago born, Chicago raised. I’ve never met
anyone online before so I don’t really know how it goes, but your
picture was beautiful and I would love to take you out. I’m stuck in
Dallas for the weekend at a boring conference, but what about next
weekend? We can go to the Signature Room, diner and drinks and just go from there.

I thought about booking a trip to Dallas for Doucher’s 2009 but they were all sold out. I am so glad I didn’t, it would have been ‘boring’… Then again isn’t everything boring when you rock the water wings and fiesta hat?

I hope Jenny says no to this guy. After all he is a doctor… and an Enzyte user.

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Jenny got me scrath-offs for the “love lottery.” I don’t know why I am already a winner because I hit the jack-pot with her. (Oh Snap!)

Jenny got me scrath-offs for the “love lottery.” I don’t know why I am already a winner because I hit the jack-pot with her. (Oh Snap!)

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How much is 8 fluoride ounces?
Jenny asking me how much OJ she should drink. She was apparently thinking of her time in dental school… Not about standard units of measure.

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Check out the latest craze to hit the streets… Milkspeare.

Way to make sir William and the rest of us happy MILK… WAY 2 GO!

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Look at what Jenny “WH”ipped up on her day off last week. If this story was a hot dog I would have seconds.

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