The MILK either loves me entirely to much or has entirely too much time on her hands because I wake up to make a PB&J as a snack and to my amazement I see a perfectly manicured landscape of JIFF.
Jenny, get a life… oh, and while you’re at it make me a sandwich. If you have time to smooth Peanut Butter you have time to make more sandwiches. That is all.
Walken = My Hero…
Let me ask you this. Does your mother sew? Get her to sew that!
My mom dropped this new sign on us this morning in the Wake of her 50th BDAY!
She has been dreaming this one up for weeks it seems, assembling it like Michelangelo did with the Sistine Chapel. I’m glad to see she has a good outlook on things. I have a feeling 50 is gonna be AWESOME for RUTH!
Milk had an audition for some community TV gig in the burbs tonight. I get this pic when I am on the train. Apparently the old Kowski was nervous before trying to hock some Slim Fast… not kidding =)
Doesnt she look like Lois Lane here?
I have feeling she’s gonna get this job…
I know I am like a year late on “Closer” But I have listened to it 24 times today…. Time for 25. Fitting because MILKS fave movie is “Closer” With Clive Owen and Yulia Yoberts.
One of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. Matt Damon on this weeks season finale of Entourage = CLASSIC!
“He Jason Bourne’d me”
Love this take on the restroom symbol
Very No Smoking Like
The best one yet. Trident =Brilliant
Ruth was back @ it this morning with a new installment of “Hate My Life… Love My Kids.” I must say she’s getting quite good. Three of the pictures are top notch. Now, I gotta get this thing copy written so I can sell some t-shirts.
SWINE FLU! What is this world coming to when our stuffed animals are at risk?
B.T.W. Piglet should have been eaten a long time ago, he’s weak.
Proof #1
Proof #2
Original Sign
This week, while throwing a pity party for all our closest friends and family my mother developed this saying. “Hate My Life… Love My Kids.” She loves the saying so much she adorned the house with the saying. (see above)
At first I didn’t know what to think of the slogan, besides my mother obviously hates her life, and the loving the kids part depends on what day it is. But I digress. After a quick convo with JMILK we thought it would be a good idea to print t-shirts with the saying. Ya know, for the housewives of America who are wading through a life of diapers, orthodontist bills and Jonas Brothers DVD’s. (Kill me BTW)
I did some research to find out no one has coined the phrase yet making it a Ruth Original… and making the rest of us rich. Look for the shirts sometime this winter (or never)… I gotta get back to iCarly, they are running a marathon on Disney.
